Announcing! A new political party for Puerto Rico

(San Juan, PR) Yesterday, SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star have joined together to create a new political party in Puerto Rico, "Puerto Rico is For BanacleHeads." Within the new party, SquarePants, the President of PRFB, is running for Governor of Puerto Rico and Star will be running for Resident Commissioner.

When asked if the name of the party shouldn't be BarnacleHeads for Puerto Rico, SquarePants responded, "Yeah, I guess you have a point there. But don't blame us because we are such big barnacleheads." Adding, "Ha, Ha, Ha. Ha, Ha, Ha. Ha, Ha, Ha."

A tip of the hat to Gil the Jenius for breaking this news. Well actually I can;t tip my hat to him, because he's the one who always weras a hat. SO tip your own hat Gil.