See the two-headed heiress! Live, right before your eyes!

While I don't know why anyone would actually want to meet Paris Hilton, Macy's at Plaza Las America is selling the opportunity to do so. Well, let me take that back. It was kind of harsh. Now that I think of it I do know why anyone might want to meet her. It's kind of like when you go to the fair and they are selling the chance to see the world's largest rat or the bearded fat lady. Very few of us can resist the opportunity to see a freak, even if we know that it is a fake. For nothing more than being able to say, yeah I saw the snake woman, and "¡Que Embuste!" What a freak, you'd say. And I would say, that would be just about right.

For those of you who say, who is Paris Hilton. I first say "¡Bravo! Second I would say, what, do you live in a sensory deprivation chamber or what? According to Wikipedia:

"She initially became well known due to her participation in the reality series, The Simple Life, and also 1 Night in Paris; an unauthorized sex video of her with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon, which was leaked onto the Internet in late 2003. She has since branched out into many careers, and recently, as of August 2006, she is making a bid at a music career with her debut pop album Paris."
So you've heard me sell this once in a lifetime opportunity to see the "Hilton Heiress Girl" the "Sex Tape Scandal Sultress" and you just can't resist. Well here is how to satisfy your morbid curiosity. First you have to go to Macy's and make a $49 purchase of the "Heiress" from Paris Hilton starting tomorrow. With the purchase you will receive an exclusive pass to meet Paris Thursday February 22nd. In addition, the first 200 clients that make the purchase will also receive the opportunity to receive the autograph of Paris. Of course, according to the obligatory small print, the autographed material must be authorized by Macy's.

Warning: Irony Warning!

But forget about the possible meeting and autographs, because those are subject to change or cancellation. If you purchase the new fragrance "Heiress" you will participate in the new standard for the social elite. Not only that, but you'll also be able to experiment the "magic" that is Paris Hilton. However as Glenda from the Wizard of Oz asked Dorothy "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

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1 comments:

Kahlúa Macarena

19 de febrero de 2007, 23:18
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dijo...

"Very few of us can resist the opportunity to see a freak"...

lolololol